Out of the Mouths of Babes

A conversation overheard between M and M in the backseat of the car....
Mi was telling us how much he loves to give to other people, he just can't help it. He always loses when he plays Monopoly, because he wants to give his money and property away and make everyone else happy.
Ma to Mi: You have such a huge heart...There's a tiny little room in your heart for you, and a great big room for everyone else.
Mi: Yeah, but that tiny little room for me is actually pretty selfish.

Such wisdom...

Poor Caleb has been sick all weekend. He's had a high fever, and, pardon my frankness, but he says he's been "peeing out of his butt". Need I say more?